Zippo’s Amazing Simple Home Remedies

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked them out on Snopes and they are for real!

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1.  AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2.  AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3.  A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL  PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE  SNOOZE BUTTON.

4.  IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

5.  YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE – WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF  IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

AND FINALLY, YOUR THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:  “Some people are like Slinkys…not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.”  

You’re welcome.  Glad I could help. ~JZ.

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