Last night on the Late Show, Lionel Richie sang the “Top Ten Rejected Lionel Richie Song Lyrics.”
It was hysterical.
Our favorite, “I couldn’t help noticing your house was a dump. The whole place is in disorder. Magazines and piles of things cover everything up. Never knew you were a hoarder. Turns out it’s eBay. This eBay CRAP is habit-forming,”