Bacon Shaving Cream!!!
A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!
Ok, so it’s Movemeber…which means mustaches are popping up on the faces of men everywhere to raise awareness and funds for men’s health issues. Here’s a twist for you, Sibby Fletcher, who has suffered from excessive facial hair since she was a teenager, is growing out her stache and goatee to support the cause. Ron Corning of the Channel 8 news team is totally jealous!
Just in time for Christmas…J&D’s Foods is pleased to announce the launch of Bacon Shaving Cream! Yes, the world’s first bacon-scented shaving cream. Their advanced heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours and delivers maximum bacon scent when you need it most. They’ve only made 2,500 jars of this pork-scented lather of the gods. Prepare to be loved, admired and possibly eaten by bears.
The organizer for “fun” parties that cater to an upscale clientele is red-faced this morning after a computer virus circulated the personal information to the confidential members email boxes. Emma Sayle, organizer of the Killing Kittens parties, sent off the invite for their annual Christmas Party. She started getting complaints when members emails starting filling up with the RSVP’s of other members. This is definitely the type of party where you stay for the raffle.