Farts By Mail
A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!
Now, we’ve all wanted to kill a roommate a time or two, especially after they’ve eaten your last pop tart or hot pocket right? Well, in a similar scenario…Corey Walker stabbed his roomie over a missing corn dog. Look, if you’ve ever had a Fletcher’s corn dog, then you understand this story…I’d stab somebody too!
The victim of a shooting at the hands of her ex-boyfriend said that her breast implants saved her from serious harm. Eileen Likness says that her boob took the brunt of the force fired from her boyfriend’s 9MM handgun. Sounds like she was shot on the side…grazed her right forearm…through the boobs…and out her left arm. Let’s take a moment…to remember the girls.
Just in time for Christmas…a card company called Fart By Mail has launched a novelty service where you can mail a smelly package to an unsuspecting recipient! Each sealed, airtight package contains a stinky burst of air and costs $8.99. It also comes complete with a personalized greeting card and makes a comedy fart sound when opened. The ad says: “Just like dad used to make.”