Santa Gets Fired!!!

Because he was mean. (Photo by Graham Denholm/Getty Images)

Because he was mean. (Photo by Graham Denholm/Getty Images)

A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!

A mall in Maine has sacked Santa Claus after children and parents complained he was rude, grumpy and wouldn’t even let one child sit on his lap, when her mom refused to tip him $20. A 6 year old Chantel Mailhiot says when she asked the Santa for an American Girl doll, he replied she’d get an “American football.”  You know, Not everyone has what it takes to sit all day in a urine soaked Santa suit, smelling of Wild Turkey and cheap cigars.
A prisoner’s escape was foiled by his big fat belly after he got stuck in a Shawshank-type situation. Here’s how it went down…He was attempting to escape jail through a hole in the wall after seeing his smaller more fit prison mate do it first. Sadly, he was a little too chunky and got stuck, whomp whomp. Prison guards later found him and had to push him back through the hole. Perhaps he should have spent a little more time in the prison gym as opposed to getting fat on that sweet sweet toilet wine.
A Colorado man faces arson charges after police say he spat flaming streams of lighter fluid at two other men. The man spits fire for money, according to officers. They also say he spat at the men 20 to 25 times. Truthfully, isn’t this always a danger when you hang out with a fire-breather?
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