Drunk Elephants!

Let's party!!! (Photo by Hannes Magerstaedt/Getty Images)

Let’s party!!! (Photo by Hannes Magerstaedt/Getty Images)

A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!

The TSA found explosives residue on a 12-year-old girl’s hands. Shelbi Walser was traveling to Florida for medical treatment with her mother when the incident happened last weekend. The girl’s mother believes that TSA agents never used common sense during the ordeal.

Ok, so Jesus was kicked out of a televised dart match. Nathan Grindal, ironically age 33, was enjoying a dart match when some of the crowd noticed his resemblance to Jesus. Quickly the crowd erupted…chanting Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Really people? How you gonna kick Jesus to the curb…he died for you! How dare you!

Circus trainers claim two of their elephants were saved from the deadly Siberian cold…by vodka. Spokespeople for the circus said last week that the trailer the elephants were in caught fire and forced the trainers to pull the elephants into the cold. In order to keep them warm, they drank some 10 liters of vodka. In the end, only the tips of their ears were frostbitten. It was embarrassing…a bunch of drunk elephants walking around…asking the other elephants, “is my trunk sticking out?”

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