I don’t know who else it could be. (Photo by Desiree Navarro/Getty Images)

A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!

If you haven’t seen it yet…Jeff Jamison knows how to handle drunk girls!

So, the new thing is posting petitions to the whitehouse.gov. Because just like the Piers Morgan deportation story…if the site getting ‘X’ amount of signatures, they have to review the petition. USA Today reported Sunday that a new petition is on the site suggesting that Vice President Joe Biden get his own TV show. A show described, by the petition, as one that would showcase the daily activities of Biden. They are now pitching this thing as reality…that’s totally wrong. Think sitcom, people. Who wouldn’t watch Joe Biden on a sitcom? Typical episode…Joe Biden oversleeps and is late for the congressional session where they vote on the fiscal cliff. Thus, causing the fiscal cliff because he napped. That would be great!

A cat has been arrested after attempting to break into a prison carrying a saw and a cell phone. Prison guards spotted a white cat sneaking into the main gate of the prison with its body wrapped with tape. Upon further inspection…the cat was also carrying a drill, batteries, and a phone charger. Garfield will do anything for lasagna.

In a blind item posted on Craigslist, a well-known chef seen on Food Network confesses to tooting on every single one of his 37 employees. For some unknown reason, he made it his mission to pass gas on his workers. He even made up a certain set of guidelines: The targets had to be aware of the it, they had to be tooted upon in alphabetical order, and “at least 80%” had to express revulsion at having been tooted upon. If you can figure out who he is, you get a free drink at his restaurant. Now that’s what I call cooking with gas!