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A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!

A Minnesota man facing a misdemeanor decided he didn’t want to take a county drug test, so he jumped off a 2nd-story balcony to get away. Of  course he was handcuffed when he did it, and face planted. Besides new charges he also has several broken bones, including at least two in his face.

A 61-year-old grandmother has become an internet sensation in China – as the country’s oldest pole dancer. Sun Fengqin took up pole dancing as a hobby when she got bored with tai chi. Now millions of viewers have watched the grandmother-of-four grind and gyrate across their computer screens…plus, I hear she’s a hit at retirement parties.

And the second story this week from Bradenton, Florida where police say a man stole meat and wine from a Walmart so James Flinniken could – in his own words – “impress a lady”. Add in the wine and Flinniken’s text totaled about $80…