Naked Yoga…Ewwwww!!!

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A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!

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Chicago’s Nguyen Buren is suing Subway. Nguyen is the guy who posted a photo of his 11-inch Subway sandwich next to a tape measure on Subway’s Facebook page – and says since it was advertised as a foot-long sandwich, Subway is guilty of “a pattern of fraudulent, deceptive and improper practices.” The photo went viral, two other guys in Jersey are also suing, and Buren wants class-action status – plus $5 million dollars…

So the latest craze in men’s health is…naked yoga. Some benefits of naked yoga are a sense of freedom without any cotton or spandex-based encumbrances, the ability to move more easily, and of course more correct postures. According the instructor, Chris McBain, he sells out every class. Ok, I’d just like to say on behalf of women everywhere…guys, you shouldn’t do anything naked…EVER!

Florida’s Gregory Matthew Muni is facing a long list of charges after…1) perching naked on the roof of a couple’s home, 2) jumping off the roof and onto the homeowner, 3) running into the house and ransacking it, 4) pooping twice, and 5) perform an indecent act on his own person right there in the parlor. Here’s the 911 call made by homeowners Tony and LaDonna Land: The moral? If you’re going to bat, swing for the feces…fences.

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