Whatcha Gonna Do With All That Junk?

Apparently, smuggle it in your butt. (Photo by PATRICK KOVARIK/AFP/Getty Images)

Apparently, smuggle it in your butt. (Photo by PATRICK KOVARIK/AFP/Getty Images)

A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!

Ted Nugent will be attending the State of the Union address tonight. Obviously, Nugent is a huge gun proponent.

Yet another inmate caught trying to smuggle a cellphone into jail…in his butt. Guards at the maximum-security prison were searching the convict when the cellphone went off. He was later taken to the hospital for removal. The only thing that could make this story any better, is if the ringtone was My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas.

The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us!!! At least according to one TV news station. Someone hacked into their software and warned of dead bodies coming back to life. The news station later confirmed they weren’t really any zombies.

The Heart Attack Grill has claimed another life. This time its beloved mascot, Patient John. He died of a heart attack. Oh, the irony.

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