Wow! What are the odds? (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!

Chocolate toothpaste??? Yes, please! There’s only one problem…I would eat it!

A woman trying to make an evening snack ended up at the hospital after a round of ammunition exploded in her oven. Aalaya Walker just wanted some waffles. But didn’t know that her friend “JJ” Sandy had placed a magazine from his .45-caliber Glock 21 in the oven. They aren’t sure why he would do that. I’ll give you one guess as the where they are from? Why does everything stupid happen in Florida?

Boo who. My parents didn’t love me enough. Bernard Anderson Bey who is suing his parents for $200 000 because they failed to love him enough. The lack of affection and support in turn is why Bey insists his life has gone haywire.

When mourners arrived to pay their respects to Gwendoline Hendrickson, they were confused by a note posted at the entrance. “Surprise — It’s a double header — Gwen and Norman Hendrickson — Feb. 16, 2013,” it read. Now, that’s a 2 for 1 deal!