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A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!

The Gladys Porter Zoo welcomed a baby girl gorilla about four weeks ago. However, shortly after her birth, her mother rejected her. She was then transported to the Cincinnati Zoo, where zookeepers went above and beyond to take care of her. Acting  as foster parents to the baby gorilla, they donned gorilla costumes and made gorilla noises to help the baby feel at home. Man, somebody’s gunnin’ for a raise this year!

Police are looking for a woman suspected of stealing more than $16,000 worth of toothbrushes. She stole close to 200 high priced electronic toothbrushes from Kohl’s, by creating fake price tags and placed them over the original price tags on the products.

A woman is under arrest after crashing a car into a mobile-home park. Driver Cheryl Jespen told deputies that she had lost control of her car and collided into the brick planter. The suspicion is she was driving under the influence.

A man faked his own kidnapping after a two-week absence in order to escape the anger of his girlfriend. Rahmell Pettway of Brooklyn was away for two weeks. Upon returning, he staged a kidnapping scene. Police found Pettway tied with duct tape in the middle of the street.