Why Are Monkey Butts So Colorful?

I have always wondered! (Photo by MIGUEL ROJO/AFP/Getty Images)

I have always wondered! (Photo by MIGUEL ROJO/AFP/Getty Images)

A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!

I’ll bet you ask yourself all the time…why are monkey butts so colorful? Well, thanks to Dan Gareau we have an answer. A really long boring answer. I won’t go into to details, but hey, how about you study something that might actually affect us…like why do monkeys throw poo???

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